What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
I hope you’re sitting down for this: Donald Trump looked and sounded so very old at the debate becau...
I don't pay much attention to flat Earthers, but this short video from SciManDan shows the ultimate...
I’ve got an interesting consideration for you. Though we strive to set ourselves apart from the anim...
The fast-food giant needs a way to recover — fast.
I'll love fat pussy and fat Chubby girls but I have around 5 inches so I'll better prefer if you dat...
No. I listen with respect as we all should. However i list here several core issues in our country a...
See if your only intention is to dance and late night out at clubs pubs or spend time at good hotels...
That's tough many many different issues. 1 the food we eat and the chemicals we put inside hugely af...
If you were my daughter, I would ask myself what I had done to make one of my offspring hallucinate...
It was one of the most popular shows on television, wasn’t it? Nobody bothers to hate obscure shows....
[Edited to tweak wording, add a few more ideas, and adjust for Biden's historic decision to withdraw...